December 2009
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[The Onion] Nation's Poor Bastards Never Even Saw... →
“NEW YORK—According to a report published Tuesday by the Center for the Study of Goddamn Fucking Shames, 96 percent of the nation’s sorry sons of bitches never even saw it coming. The study found that two-thirds of those surveyed didn’t stand a chance, 21 percent never would’ve thought for a second, and 2 percent were just sitting there minding their own business when all...
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An evening meal in total darkness at Opaque
“The room is pitch black. There is absolutely no light in here, not even an emergency exit or the glow of a cell phone. I can’t see anything. A slight panic flickers through my mind. For the next three hours, I will have to rely on my other senses to figure everything out.
I’m at Opaque, a fancy restaurant in San Francisco in which patrons dine in perfect darkness. Actually, I...
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“Puppies Dressed As Thanksgiving Dinner”, with corresponding song. Why? Who knows.
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November 2009
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29) →
The Beatles (2)
Iris DeMent (2)
The Dubliners (2)
Jon Lajoie (2)
Monty Python (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Roomba: 1, Deadly Snake: 0 →
“What’s that Roomba, you say Timmy is stuck in a well? A Roomba vacuuming robot did more than clean the floor for one family in Israel, killing a venomous Vipera palaestinae by, apparently, running over the snake and wrapping the creature around one of its rotating brushes. The family credits the robot for sparing their children and pets from possible snakebite. Good boy.”
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Now and then, I announce "I know you're listening"...
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Must start doing this. I do talk animatedly to myself sometimes, so that’s a start.
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We sometimes play cricket, but the film company is quite concerned that Daniel...
– Haha, Tom. (via fuckyeahtomfelton) (via everythingharrypotter) *snicker*
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God does not play dice with the universe….He plays an ineffable game of his own...
– Terry Pratchett (via cupcakem0nster) (via msadventures)
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